Sat Jan 28 2012

Sat Jan 28 2072 Quervo Jones, over at the Boneyard comes into possession of a solid gold Beretta Stilleto. He says he bought it from this guy who bought it from a chick. Apparently she took a shower, came out and her gun had turned to solid gold! No one can confirm, but really, who makes a fully detailed, articulated gun that you can take apart and reassemble, exactly to factory specifications that, aside from being made of a soft metal - would be perfectly servicable… out of gold so pure that you can't find impurity in it at all? Maybe the only one who really knows is Sasha, who has a pocket full of cash…