Mon Dec 5 2011

Mon Dec 5 2071 Word hits the shadows that the Sioux up in Mobridge, Sioux Nation are in a -lather-. It seems in the night, someone broke through the security of the Sitting Bull Cultural Monument and dug up the Great Chief's remains. With a back-hoe. The outcry has been fast, it has been furious. In Mobridge itself, Renee Marcello, proprietor of Marcello hardware has been reported dead in an arson. Local authorities deny initial reports that Marcello, 42, was scalped, despite images published to the Matrix which show a human scalp of anglo coloration nailed to a tree.